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select your hot dog:



The Original Hot Dog

The dog that started it all.



The Vaccinated Mustard Hot Dog

I have no idea how the mustard is curing everyone. This is a miracle!



The Cemented Corn Hot Dog

Your teeth are going to have a field day with this one...



The Oil With Slugs In It Hot Dog

Ewwww 🤮 - If you can eat this, you are superhuman!



The Muddy Red Stained Glass Hot Dog

Aw man, the mud ruined my beautiful creation! Wait.. is it edible?



The Acidic Sprinkles Hot Dog

Ooooh, sprinkles! This looks goo- *COUGH COUGH* AAAHHH IM DYING!!



The Fly Drinking Milk Hot Dog

Bros buzzing in that milk



The Yolk Glued Down Hot Dog

I'm not sure who decided to glue an egg yolk to a hot dog.. hopefully the glue is non-toxic.



The Dirty Salt Hot Dog

This one a salty hot dog. Why is there mud in it though?



The Egg Laser Hot Dog

Breakfast hot dog with a side of death!



The Soapy Gingerbread Hot Dog

This is a pretty tasty way to clean your mouth.



The Cave Hot Dog

Exploring the underground as a hot dog!



DISCLAIMER: All reviews on this website are fake. Please do not attempt to build or make any hot dogs that could potentially negatively impact your life. (The OG hot dog is safe though.)